BLOOPERS AND TYPOS ~ FLORA AND FAUNA THEMED!

BLOOPERS AND TYPOS ~ FLORA AND FAUNA THEMED!

We have been having some fun creating some flora and fauna themed bloopers for you! Have a look, and a laugh ~ and feel free to send your own creations in to be featured on our FB page and blog.

 

1. Tips for sharpening your sequiturs for nose pruning time

 

2. Notices in Community Gardening newsletters

 

Bare rooting of fruit trees workshop. Clothing optional

 

Advice as to how to prepare a bountiful crap of corn this year

 

For better results when transplanting star bushes, always use orgasmic potting mix.

 

If you are keeping larger pet birds, particularly like cockatoos, you must provide them with spacious ovaries

 

3. Council notice.

 

Council has been advised that to prevent further flooding of the town, it would be prudent to place some big dames upstream in the river

 

4. For dried flower arrangements, we recommend a selection of variegated leaves and reeds for the back drop, proteas as the main feature, and for added colour, intersperse everlusting daisies

 

5. Buddha was illuminated under a People tree.

 

6. Aiming to encourage his pupils to grown and eat vegetables and fruit, the teacher asked what the children grew at home. One child replied that his Dad grew beans, all sorts of beans; green beans, string beans, lima beans and has beens.

 

7. Queen Victoria sat on her thorn longer than all of the other kings and queens.

 

 

(Image by Leunig)

(Image by Leunig)

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